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Joke: The Desert

What do the Gobi desert and this kid’s dad have in common?

老lǎo师Shī: “沙sha漠mǒ是shì一块yī kuài又yòu长cháng又yòu宽Kuān的de地方dì fāng,上面shàng miàn光光guāng guāng的de,什shén么má东Dōng西Xī都Dū不bù长cháng。” 小学生xiǎo xué shēng: “老lǎo师Shī,我wǒ明白míng bai了le。我wǒ爸爸bà ba的de秃头tóu就是jìu shì一yī片piān沙sha漠mǒ。”

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Lesson vocabulary 29 words

WordPinyinMeaning
老lǎoprefix used before the surname of a person or a numeral indicating the order of birth of the children in a family or to indicate affection or familiarity; old (of people); venerabl…
师Shīsurname Shi
沙shasand; granule; (of voice) hoarse; surname Sha
漠mǒdesert
是shìto be (followed by substantives only); correct; right; true; (respectful acknowledgement of a command) very well; (adverb for emphatic assertion); variant of 是[shi4]
一块yī kuàia piece; a chunk; (fig.) (coll.) (typically preceded by a specifier such as 這|这[zhe4]) aspect; area; dimension (Example: 情感這一塊|情感这一块[qing2 gan3 zhe4 yi1 kuai4] "the emotional aspec…
又yòu(once) again; also; both... and...; and yet; (used for emphasis) anyway
长chánglong; (bound form) length; (bound form) strong point; forte; (bound form) to be good at; (literary) surplus; spare (Taiwan pr. [zhang4])
宽Kuānsurname Kuan
的deof; ~'s (possessive particle); (used after an attribute when it modifies a noun); (used at the end of a declarative sentence for emphasis); (used after a noun, verb or adjective to…
地方dì fāngregion; regional (away from the central administration); local
上面shàng miànon top of; above-mentioned; also pr. [shang4 mian5]
光光guāng guāngbright; shiny; smooth; naked; bald; penniless
什shénwhat
么máexclamatory final particle; variant of 麼|么[me5]
东Dōngsurname Dong
西Xīthe West; abbr. for Spain 西班牙[Xi1 ban1 ya2]; Spanish
都Dūsurname Du
不bùno; not so; (bound form) not; un-
小学生xiǎo xué shēngprimary school student; schoolchild; CL:個|个[ge4],名[ming2]; (fig.) beginner
我wǒI; me; my
明白míng baiclear; obvious; unequivocal; sensible; reasonable; to understand; to realize
了le(completed action marker); (modal particle indicating change of state, situation now); (modal particle intensifying preceding clause); (bound form) clear in one's mind; to understand clearly
爸爸bà ba(coll.) father; dad; CL:位[wei4]
秃
头tóuhead; hair style; the top; end; beginning or end; a stub; remnant; chief; boss; side; aspect; first; leading; classifier for pigs or livestock; CL:個|个[ge4]
就是jìu shìexactly; precisely; only; simply; just; (used correlatively with 也[ye3]) even; even if
一yīone; single; a (article); as soon as; entire; whole; all; throughout; "one" radical in Chinese characters (Kangxi radical 1); also pr. [yao1] for greater clarity when spelling out …
片piāndisk; sheet